开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

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0 r2 u; v( ?8 [  G2 `! i% I1)TOM'S EXCUSE
9 E! n! s( F- m/ G& _" q$ e$ iTeacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
: H* d9 [; B9 q* F* {老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
6 n& n/ S3 b- g汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
2 ^" E+ Z! Y* E2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
5 s9 J6 d! x8 S6 e% d; F3 l6 z2 X* M* K吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
# v3 L/ O/ `+ o附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
6 I0 K3 {1 X$ r  n$ rand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
. a$ ]" M" ^- m8 l; ?  ]汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
" H+ e; B- m# s' v+ s1 ^4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
! Z- ]! J+ }3 o% U9 n# }一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
; z4 q: d% p: G0 R$ X6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
: L! _2 r; a4 E; M6 b3 c: \! L" M. }“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
' F. B+ U% \' J) p) O0 q6 R“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
! u$ o+ s3 {- }3 p“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
+ B! H6 ~# g& [& {+ |1 j+ ^“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
, v) _' \* C' l' R+ }“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
1 [0 t  ]* A- O/ U2 {" G; {伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
! r( V9 n( ~" U6 w$ i“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
, e+ _) p% ^" K9 ^“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
3 ^$ O2 o5 [0 e; o( o9 a“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
: `* H9 g& \+ x/ J' s% v$ g9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
5 v, U1 a0 \* P. Q4 t6 E- o; ^Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

. c, J/ o2 m8 i. Q: _两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
- Q7 A9 u! x4 }: N3 Q' I& b4 A学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
) c0 ]9 A$ Z9 O1 m2 Z" D' c' r( n学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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