人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life

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    人之初：At the beginning of life.

4 h9 A( s% Q, }/ O7 U# ?6 d/ z& f    性本善：Sex is good.

) W( \& ^  @1 u3 D$ ]9 ]    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.

    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.

3 W" l- I5 H" x  e8 L    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

2 s' E( q. W6 z9 q    教之道：The way of learning it
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    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

) a5 n0 d3 O3 f' S; h, s/ }3 M$ Y8 o. N    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 i( H# ]/ t3 E2 K8 S$ l) f( o    子不学：If you don't study hard,
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    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

    教五子 All his five son took it

    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

) u6 I/ s: Z( e. R" @0 Z    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ x) d( h( p) E& H5 i: u    父之过 It is all your fault.
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  ]& U# \+ t, N# b- q7 D7 G! p    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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- |2 L" ~% _7 I1 Q    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 F/ F# Z0 _/ i7 k8 q    子不学 You may refuse to study this

( h4 v0 t. c  \3 B* W" k    非所宜 but that is a real mistake

    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

5 t# n  W  y; k  _# R3 W( l    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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& F9 O! C4 ~: }- b8 x0 `4 p    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 f9 S3 o/ s" S% x8 G    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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0 e! _6 ]6 M% T7 f    人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。