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提早大抢购! V) ~6 ?' \5 ~& C
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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，* Y% e0 N. j) O( n% }
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太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！
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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。
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3 s. f2 y; W; G2 v7 S在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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很经典噢！！
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Early Big Shopping
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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6 Z: j9 V/ _0 I1 q* L( w& eThe judge asked him, "What is the crime you5 [) R2 T. j/ T
- ~9 T1 ]* x# m& Fhave committed?" The offender said, "I went
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shopping too early during the New Year."% O. R9 o% |* ]
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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/ i$ C! ^4 K" u) }( C: gHe answered, "The shop was not yet' O- ^5 [+ F4 W0 m5 v o; c
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open for business,
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