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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
}7 \+ R! Z% F6 C! `: H 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 8 o4 x! N! s* L( ^0 ]3 y% |
one should love animals. They are so tasty. , V( K1 a! |* }! U
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 0 ~6 ^, {* F- Z
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 7 [1 @8 e/ q+ g! X0 b ]
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. / i- v! A1 J2 m6 C. @7 O
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; V$ s' `& Y7 z
7 |+ Z# X- H! y0 e' d. D! T/ N Behind every successful man,there is a man.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. % r# h3 `- @( F! v
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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; v: S7 ]$ Q; X7 Q, ^% `& w Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not theonly thing in life. $ _ K7 K- j. I H+ X( O
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 ' q5 c5 J/ L1 B" J3 p6 y& u
+ O& D) K. J( c$ s3 g- M The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
/ B3 w2 l1 f' X# f/ Y 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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5 Z! u8 u' n! H3 c) u( t+ a Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ) ~1 p/ A4 m2 |' B4 ~# }
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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+ ~' [" e- @" ^( K" r! H) e y2 H# n- ` Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
; }0 m. P! j8 P$ |$ u$ z( c 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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2 X$ ]- f/ d5 r% _ [ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ f4 Z9 i0 u1 |6 h( N) X8 Q 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
- d" g; V8 q# h& Z2 [6 \ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。0 g6 }3 K1 G3 s- ^
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. 7 E' p# p# P# V: R, S% S! t5 w9 c
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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- y3 W2 @' a1 E; y3 M! n8 k& m There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? " @5 o; O) W8 m M) ?: ~+ k% J
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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$ u( d7 h; `6 ]2 Y/ U/ S- y “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! ; S8 _+ I0 i% g" a& ]
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
- G4 f2 K% e( t$ U& @ o9 o 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! , W# s, M$ h: L! @
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
( O1 r- |) [: m0 y+ I8 P0 d3 J 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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+ P7 c1 \' V# d1 t/ I* e# y The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
* p! O# s& a* ? @# A The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
$ Q: @- S5 P* d- G2 M. Q M* Y3 Z 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 。 |
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